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tropicalifornication:

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

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teppelin:

i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact

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kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

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kappa773:

teamfreesexuality:

proudlyinsane:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

There’s a difference between

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The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

You should

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saintlukas:

Madonna be like

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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

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hatervevo:

transcripts:

"true beauty is within" for example opening your fridge

 

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kingjaffejoffer:

I would like my ashes scattered at sea immediately please

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